Dinner at Macroni Grill

I donot like junk food at all. However I like being in company of people. So everyone decided to go to "Macaroni Grill". As usual others were telling me what to order. I decided I will ask myself what is there for me to eat. So I called up the waiter and told him

"I was vegetarian food, no meat, no fish, no beef, no pork, no seafood, no chicken, no lamb, no egg, no mushroom and no cheese (no brinjal ofcourse)."

He said, "Oh then I can get you some coriander leaves with ketchup".